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In My Defense Light Version Unisex Heavyweight Graphic T-shirt

177,73 kr. DKK
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Product Details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Sizing and Fit

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Care instructions
Keep your tee happy and bright:

  • Wash separately before first wear to avoid any initial color transfer.
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors (max 30°C).
  • Use oxygen/non-chlorine bleach only.
  • Tumble dry low (max 60°C) or hang to dry.
  • Do not iron over the printed area.
  • Do not dry clean.
  • Read the sewn-in label for any garment-specific notes.

Disclaimer

Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to monitor differences and fabric texture. Slight variations in print placement or color can occur between production batches. This is normal and gives each piece a bit of handmade charm.

Production Time

This item is produced to order. Please allow 3 - 5 business days for production before your order ships. We take a little time to make it right.

Design Details

Design Description

This illustration shows a white cartoon cat with a mildly displeased, deadpan expression holding a wine glass half-filled with red wine in its right paw. The cat faces slightly to the left; the glass sits just left of the cat’s torso.

Above the cat, centered text reads “In my defense” in lowercase black sans-serif; below the cat, centered text reads “I just don’t care” in the same font and color.

The artwork is clean, high-contrast, and set on a transparent background so it prints crisply on light shirts.

Perfect For

  • People who appreciate blunt humor and cat-level indifference
  • Wine lovers with a sense of sarcasm (and a soft spot for cats)
  • Gifting a friend who says it like it is...with a wink
  • Lazy Sundays, book nooks, and comfort-eating with a smirk

In my defense

A sly cat, a half-full glass, and the perfect excuse. A witty, cozy tee for people who prefer honesty with their wine.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

In My Defense Light Version Unisex Heavyweight Graphic T-shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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