In My Defense Dark Version Unisex Heavyweight Graphic T-shirt
Sizing and Additional Details
Product Details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Sizing and Fit
Care instructions
Keep your tee happy and bright:
- Wash separately before first wear to avoid any initial color transfer.
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors (max 30°C).
- Use oxygen/non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry low (max 60°C) or hang to dry.
- Do not iron over the printed area.
- Do not dry clean.
- Read the sewn-in label for any garment-specific notes.
Disclaimer
Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to monitor differences and fabric texture. Slight variations in print placement or color can occur between production batches. This is normal and gives each piece a bit of handmade charm.
Production Time
This item is produced to order. Please allow 3 - 5 business days for production before your order ships. We take a little time to make it right.
Design Details
Design Description
This artwork features a white cartoon cat with a mildly displeased, deadpan expression holding a wine glass half-filled with red wine in its right paw; the glass sits slightly left of the cat’s torso.
The illustration is on a transparent background, so it prints crisply on dark shirts.
Above the cat, centered white lowercase sans-serif text reads “In my defense.” Below the cat, centered white lowercase sans-serif text reads “I just don’t care.”
The line weights and contrast are calibrated for high legibility on dark fabrics; the overall look is clean, minimalist, and humorously blunt.
Perfect For
- Quietly making a statement during late-night hangs or wine nights
- People who prefer sarcasm over small talk and truth over niceties
- Gifting the friend who always brings the perfect eye-roll and vino
- Lounging, book nooks, low-key bars, and weekend indifference practice
In My Defense
A dark, delightfully indifferent cat tee for wine lovers who prefer honesty, quiet judgment, and cozy sarcasm.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Gaian Alchemist
- Email: contact@support.thegaianalchemist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
In My Defense Dark Version Unisex Heavyweight Graphic T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|